unbadger:

senpaidave:

[AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO GO TO BED]

(Source: hobriens)

#one thing I love about friends is how they poked fun at the fact that the six of them didn’t seem to have any other friends

(Source: ptrparker)

(Source: slayerage)

(Source: astudyinawesome)

porno-mime:

me

(Source: michaelsocha)

tastefullyoffensive:

[aa0x]

tastefullyoffensive:

[aa0x]

ronaldtherapist:

actual storyline from american horror story

thatfunnyblog:

I don’t even need to know the story behind this picture it just makes me very happy
Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog:

I don’t even need to know the story behind this picture it just makes me very happy

Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: tequilaquinn)

strangors:

cihnema:

phemur:

i’ve never held hands in a romantic way in my life. that’s just sad


Its not bad at all, because once you go from holding hands all the times to not at all, it kills you

True^

strangors:

cihnema:

phemur:


i’ve never held hands in a romantic way in my life. that’s just sad

Its not bad at all, because once you go from holding hands all the times to not at all, it kills you

True^

(Source: thepowergame)

(Source: pdlcomics)

juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

teddygoddamnedroosevelt:

Hell yeah

teddygoddamnedroosevelt:

Hell yeah

(Source: cats86)

dixie-chicken:

hearthburn:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie

My favorite part is how Phil’s not even slightly concerned. Not even a tiny bit tense. He’s just bopping there, waiting until she’s done. The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.

The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.

(Source: taylor-swift)

ugly:

im deleting

ugly:

im deleting