[AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO GO TO BED]
actual storyline from american horror story
I don’t even need to know the story behind this picture it just makes me very happy
i’ve never held hands in a romantic way in my life. that’s just sadIts not bad at all, because once you go from holding hands all the times to not at all, it kills you
step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap
#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie
My favorite part is how Phil’s not even slightly concerned. Not even a tiny bit tense. He’s just bopping there, waiting until she’s done. The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.
The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.